Molly has once again left me with the 7 Quick Takes. After number 1, I’m going to try something different and see what happens. Basically, it’s going to be my thoughts typing as the quick takes. You can get quicker than that. Here they are:
1. Imagine not being able to hear for your whole life and then hearing:
2. Sometimes when I have my contacts in my eyes get super dried out and it make me want to point a water hose at them.
3. What if a water hose actually shot flames, that would defeat the purpose of a water hose.
4. Lately, my right knee has felt a little funny. I think it is from sleeping on it funny.
5. If you can sleep on something funny, don’t you think you would either a) move or b) start laughing?
6. Funny bones are not funny.
7. I love Seinfeld.
8. Sometimes I type really fast and try to hit the keyboard really hard at the same time. It’s crazy ridiculous.
9. My eyes are still dried out.
10. I have an iPhone4, but it doesn’t drop calls.. so if you don’t have one and you’re not going to get one, you should anyway.
11. My uncle is going to get an iPhone 3GS. I told him to get the $15 data plan.
12. I understand the $25 data plan is open to corporate discounts, but the $15 dollar one isn’t.
13. Sometimes when I’m typing a dollar amount like $25, I’ll hold down the shift button too long and it will come out $@% and it makes it look like I’m saying a cuss word.
14. I really don’t cuss that often. However, on Wednesday I had a customer say the F word to me. I said the F word to tell the story to someone else. That’s acceptable right?
15. The F word could be any word that begins with the letter F. Chew on that.
16. I don’t chew chewing gum, because I have issues with my TMJ joint (look it up) and chewing gum really wears out my jaw.
17. Contacts are driving me CRAZY!!
18. I just tried like 15 times to type 18.. and then when I just typed in there I messed up. The next sentence I’m not going to hit backspace and I’ll just keep typing until I get it right.
19. I’m going to type here and keep typeing tuyping typing until i get the dull full sentecne sneteence sencencve sentence correct. I apparently have a tought tough time wriging writing sentence. You should really tyr try this. It’s hard!!! It’s so reflective f reflective reflexivce relfic reflexive to hit the f backt backspace hey an a key and clealy clearly i need it.
20. Good night.
4 Comments:
That was 20 takes, not 7 and you're awfully silly!
I have TMJ too.... I miss gum.
Oh, and I thought you jumped into the pool with your iphone4?
awesome :) by the way.. the video at the beginning?? AMAZING :) Thanks for the post, John!
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