John’s Ten on Tuesday or “I didn’t realize Molly already did it Ten on Tuesday”

1. What’s the one thing you always do when you’re stressed?
Usually to unwind, I’ll spin around in circles singing “Strangers in the Night”.  Then I stop really fast and scream the ABCs at the top of my lungs.

2. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done for a friend?
One time, I took the friend out to the country, because he loved corn and we lived in Nebraska.  And I shoved him into the cornfield and said, “If you love it, then why don’t you marry it!”  Then I drove off and he had to walk the 10 miles back to town.

3. What cleaning supply could you not live without?
Q. What does P. Diddy use to clean his clothes? 
A. BLEEE-YACH!

4. How long do you plan on living where you currently reside?
Anywhere between 1 year and 1 million.

5. Do you usually vote straight party, a mixture, or not at all?
Tea Party… as long as they believe in higher taxes and more government spending.  If they don’t believe in that, then I vote for the Republican.

6. What’s something that you love to do, but seem to never make time for?
Skinny dipping, of course.

7. What’s your favorite store to buy things for other people?
Valero.  I always buy the guy next to me his gas.  Then I tell him to stop stealing gas from me and call the cops.  It’s always really confusing, but good for a laugh.

8. What’s the weather like around you today?
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.  Get it?

9. What’s the worst book you’ve ever bought and read?
The Life and Times of Your Mom by Your Mom

10. What’s the closest thing to you that is yellow?
The Sun.