This is John and I have a question for everyone out there in the world. Why is it that when you go to sleep you can be freezing, yet wake up a few hours later and be so freaking hot? The thermostat is the same at both times, but the temperature feels about 5000 degrees warmer. Last night Molly woke up and walked into Jack’s room and thought to herself, “I’m glad I took a shower in my sleep so I don’t have to do it in the morning.”
Speaking of Jack, why is it that one night he can sleep 10 hours straight and if he were to wake up in those 10 hours, he’d cry for 2 minutes and fall asleep. Then on other nights he’ll wake up and will not. fall. back. asleep. I think it’s a form of early rebellion.
Do you or your spouse have dreams about the other one cheating on you? Molly does all the time. In her dream world, I get around. Sometimes she will have a dream where she is cheating on me… with me (I know it doesn’t make any sense), but most of the time it’s me cheating on her. The other night, she had a dream where she was going to surprise me by climbing through the window into our room. Well, when she got in there, I was in bed with some “skinny little skank.” Don’t worry, I told her not to worry about it and that it was a one time thing. My mistress got up and ran out of the bedroom. Then I asked Molly to get in bed with me… (I actually asked her something else, but it’s not family-blog friendly, sorry.) Needless to say, she didn’t comply. Crazy dreams like this are normal for her.
Jack is s.,itting here with me. He is lunging for the keyboard… I’ll let him say a few words: K GHHHHHHHUP U RTRBVJJMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK,M KLHJNG KL NNN
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- \M .mmmm /kjj<j
Isn’t he amazing!?!?! He had so much to say that he organized it into numbers!! (I swear I didn’t touch the keyboard during that time, but I would like to thank Microsoft for it’s auto-formatting.)
1 Comments:
I hate the freezing when going to bed then sweating a couple hours later thing too! I also have dreams where my hubby cheats on me and rarely where I cheat on him with him. Clearly, Molly and I are Sisters! I angled to know I'm not the only one. Lots of times, I wake up really mad like it was So real and will stay mad for a while!
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