Google Quiz

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: To keep her eyes on the road ahead, not on the object she’s trying to avoid.

Huh? What?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick.

That’s mean. That’s just mean.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Molly says forget about him and all the things he was, or rather you thought he was.

I do think you should forget about him and all the things he was. I mean, clearly he was a big loser.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Molly wants to become a doctor with the club’s help.

I have a feeling that not too many patients will be jumping at the chance to have a legally blind doctor. Just a hunch.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A. Molly does not approve.

It depends. I MAY approve of some things. Like cheeseburgers with grilled onions. Total approve. Eating cocktail onions straight out of the jar. Also approve. Donuts for breakfast? Molly does not approve. Being a fan of Lady Gaga? Molly does not approve.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Molly hates straw.

There was also "Molly hates leaves". Apparently i hate all sorts of dried foliage?

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A. Molly asks what do you wear to an interview?

Nah, I’d never ask that question. I already know the answer: something with LOTS of cleavage.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A:Molly likes to hump chickens. (hmm. I wasn't expecting that)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Molly eats in pictures.

I eat even when I’m not in pictures. I went to lots of therapy. I eat all the time now!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Molly wears a blue dress (sometimes a yellow one) and occasionally wears bunny pajamas.

In this search I also found a company called “Molly Wear” that makes clothing. For dogs. Of course.

Q: Type in "[your name] got arrested for" in Google search.
A: (Why Didn’t) Molly get arrested for killing Beatrix?

Because Molly Weasley is a freaking rockstar. That’s why.